Kittens are evil I tell you, its true!
With fur made of Velcro and super glue.
Their big yellow eyes are poison no doubt
And they hack and they gag til their insides are out.
They paw and they claw and they shred all your stuff,
Theyll reduce your couch to wood splinters and fluff.
They cough and they purr and they hiss and they mew,
And if you arent careful theyll scratch you up too.
But one thing so bad it can top all of that:
When a kitten grows up it turns into a CAT.