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Kittens are evil I tell you, it’s true!
With fur made of Velcro and super glue.
Their big yellow eyes are poison no doubt
And they hack and they gag ‘til their insides are out.
They paw and they claw and they shred all your stuff,
They’ll reduce your couch to wood splinters and fluff.
They cough and they purr and they hiss and they mew,
And if you aren’t careful they’ll scratch you up too.
But one thing so bad it can top all of that:
When a kitten grows up it turns into a CAT.
I am a dog person, enough said.
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gohyinghui Aug 13, 2009  Student Photographer
I hate cats too, kittens are okay. But they tend to be unpredictable sometimes!

I'm actually anything but a cat person!
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:iconrelikstheblue:
i love this soo cute :) good work :)
i love cats but mine are sooo fond of shredding my papers...
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:iconsarcasmaholic:
Thank you. I don't mind cats, but I am more of a dog person. Cats seem to be fond of shredding my face. :p

And thanks for the fave!
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:iconduckofdeath:
Aw. You disappoint me. :( But, it's not a bad effort, in the Dr. Seuss vein.
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:iconsarcasmaholic:
Why do I disappoint?
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:iconduckofdeath:
Cat haters are always a disappointment, but especially when it's a person I like.
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:iconsarcasmaholic:
I had a cat claw at my face while I was sleeping and it scared the crap out of me. They have made me kind of uneasy ever since. I wrote this as a joke for my boyfriend as he is a die-hard cat lover.
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:iconduckofdeath:
Yeah, that would be pretty disturbing. But most cats just want to be loved, same as dogs.
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